New job for FEMA?

The latest research says that treatment and management of H5N1 influenza, better know as Bird Flu must happen quickly and efficiently. Hmmmm...anybody out there think that the Bush administration can handle that? Sure, maybe they can put FEMA in charge of handling the crisis.

By the way, those who think private industry can get the job done, just think about how often, in the winter, you go to the store looking for salt for the driveway. Or, during the spring when the Japanese beetles are eating your trees. Can you find the needed traps or treatments at the store. Nah, they don't have them in stock.

Maybe there will be a customer support line that will be able to answer questions for you during an outbreak. I'm sure the people who answer the phone will read something off a script:

Caller - I think I have bird flu and I may be dying.

Support - Yes, I understand that you are giving thanks for your ability to roast a winged dinner. We commend you for your poultry choice. Knowing we have helped you in your work, please to baste the bird with butter and cook in hot oven.