Just Plane Poo

First, read this: Airplane Stuck in City Street.

Now, I'm imagining the customer service call:

Hello, my name is Chuck Yeagermeister.

I understand that you find a plane in your way this day. Before I can help I will need to clarify aspects of the situation. Is the plane of a horizontal or vertical in nature. Did you direct the plane's course yourself or employ a third party for this endeavor? Did the movement of the plane involve the utilization of frequent flyer miles? Please understand that we cannot grant mileage for misdirected travels. Therefore, we regret to inform you that your request for a weekend stay in Las Vegas has been denied. As always, we would thank you for patronizing Bangalore Airways.