Skinny Poo

I'm not sure who that is in this picture. Maybe the stars of the new movie, The Grudge III - When Twigs Attack? The cover of a new video game, Fear II, in which the scary little girl can finally be killed by cakes and cookies? For you literary folks, maybe it's an illustration for The Monkey's Paw Diet or Why You Should Not Bury Your Girlfriend in The Pet Cemetary?

Sadly, this is a picture of the obviously anorexic Olsen Twins. The thought that these famine victims are role models to young girls make me want to puke and binge on more nutritionally useless celebrity poo. There's a rumor going around that these stick figures are actually trying to market a "health and nutrition" show aimed at 4 and 5 year olds. Isn't there some law against the undead giving advice to the living, especially living children?

The Olsen Twits remind me of a recent cover I saw on celeb rag Us Magazine encouraging women to imitate their favorite dietarily challenged celebrity by going anorexic as revenge on men who broke up with them. This is called The Revenge Diet. Yes folks, malnutrition really does effect mental capabilities. I can see the ex-beau now, all broken up because he didn't stick around long enough to see his girl succumb to anemia, bone loss, and eventual premature death. Yeah, that's what I call revenge!