Crapco Up on Stick Cuts
Dungville based manufacturing company Crapco announced today that it will be removing the stick from its flagship product, Shit-On-A-Stick. CEO Harry Bunghole made the decision public at a press conference this morning. "We've listened to our customers and they have told us that it's time for stick free shit" proclaimed Bunghole.
Crapco also claimed that removing the stick is good for the environment. A spokeman told Spongy-Poo that even renewable, non-forest products like bamboo present a problem. "Nothing could be worse for our image than for customers to think we are taking food from the mouths of baby pandas."
Wall Street was bullish on the move. T.P. Morgans head of fecal futures offerings, M.Y. Pheces said investors had been calling all morning to check on the availability of backdoor entry to a rumored Crapco IPO. Pheces told our reporter, "If it goes, there is sure to be a back up of paperwork to be done. Right now the market could use a good flush and this might be just the move that gets the job done."
In related news, Playtex announced plans for a new plant to manufacture rubber gloves.
Crapco also claimed that removing the stick is good for the environment. A spokeman told Spongy-Poo that even renewable, non-forest products like bamboo present a problem. "Nothing could be worse for our image than for customers to think we are taking food from the mouths of baby pandas."
Wall Street was bullish on the move. T.P. Morgans head of fecal futures offerings, M.Y. Pheces said investors had been calling all morning to check on the availability of backdoor entry to a rumored Crapco IPO. Pheces told our reporter, "If it goes, there is sure to be a back up of paperwork to be done. Right now the market could use a good flush and this might be just the move that gets the job done."
In related news, Playtex announced plans for a new plant to manufacture rubber gloves.
posted by spongy-poo at 11:54 AM
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I must tell you what a warped person you are...very creative, but warped. Keep the crap coming. Remember, it is all about the poo.
Thanks. Keep reading...I hope to post more over the summer. You may not always agree with me, but I'll try to make it interesting.
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