tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:35:20 +0000Some Crap Just Won't Flush.http://www.spongy-poo.com/noreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)Blogger73125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-7272651176467530356Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:34:00 +00002008-10-02T05:35:20.352-07:00http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/10/dear-congress.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-2501310964008241515Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:30:00 +00002008-09-09T09:33:59.255-07:00 Obviously, Seinfeld represents customers reluctant to purchase Vista. http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/09/next-microsoft-ad.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-8011853740661550823Tue, 08 Jul 2008 13:06:00 +00002008-07-08T06:14:32.466-07:00From The Agonist: _______________________________________________________________ Conversation with an Indian IT Professional "Yes, hello, this is Sean Kelley calling from Singapore, may I speak with Mr. Kumar?" "Mr. Kumar? May I ask why?" "Yes, he is evaluating our software and I wish to speak with him about it." "Oh, Mr. Kumar is not here." "Do you know when he will return?" "No, I don't."http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/07/bangalore-babble-vi.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-4795877918416440506Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:51:00 +00002008-07-08T05:55:57.495-07:00Sometimes polling just gets completely stupid. This is one example of that: Pet Owners Favor McCain Next thing we know they'll be handing out Milk Bones at political rallies. Woof!http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/07/mccains-gone-to-dogs.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-102231667253524189Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:25:00 +00002008-07-08T04:27:35.370-07:00Congress is not addressing the issues of concern to American citizens. Therefore, I cannot vote for any incumbent in this election. Credit card companies continue to abuse Americans, and Congress does nothing. Oil prices are out of control, Congress does nothing. Illegal immigration and fraudulent H-1b programs are out of control and Congress does nothing. American wages and benefits continue to http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/07/fire-congress.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-569155125205268596Mon, 19 May 2008 14:27:00 +00002008-05-19T08:10:20.336-07:00First we found out that Barack Obama is a hate-speech loving racist, and now it looks like he's a sexist pig, too. I'm confused; is this the Democrats messianic candidate for President or just another misogynistic rapper in a suit and tie? Apparently the press can't make up their mind either. Just imagine if John Edwards had called a female reporter "sweetie" and tell me if you think the press http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/05/hypocrisy-thy-name-is-sweetie.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-4338460166604727462Fri, 09 May 2008 14:19:00 +00002008-05-09T07:42:30.368-07:00This rampant oil speculation, that does nothing but drive up the price and line the pockets of the rich, must stop. How in the world can anyone expect an economic stimulus or recovery plan to work, if all we end up doing is pouring the money into our gas tanks. Meanwhile, speculators, many of whom helped cause the sub-prime mess, are getting a bailout on the backs of gasoline consumers. Once http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/05/oil-speculation-as-richboy-bailout.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-6951927270728234283Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:42:00 +00002008-04-29T04:45:20.895-07:00The following is my letter to the Obama campaign. A few months ago I was swept up in the Obama "change" rhetoric. This was, of course, before I found out that Obama is as stuck in the past as all the other racists in America, no matter their race or color. Is there any way my campaign donation can be returned. I made that donation before I realized that Senator Obama was a racist and that he http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/04/i-want-refund.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-4281758766645240698Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:15:00 +00002008-04-29T04:25:49.637-07:00racismWright confirms his racism. Finally, Rev. Wright brings to light something that the radical far left has denied forever, that African-Americans can and will be racist. Not only that, but most of the extreme far left are white-guilt racists themselves. Wright is a racist and he should not be tolerated by anyone who values positive racial harmony. Wright also needs to take a history lesson or two,http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/04/hes-wright-and-hes-racist.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-8905485406936299316Tue, 01 Apr 2008 18:54:00 +00002008-04-01T12:21:57.352-07:00Dungville based manufacturing company Crapco announced today that it will be removing the stick from its flagship product, Shit-On-A-Stick. CEO Harry Bunghole made the decision public at a press conference this morning. "We've listened to our customers and they have told us that it's time for stick free shit" proclaimed Bunghole. Crapco also claimed that removing the stick is good for the http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/04/crapco-stock-up-on-stick-cuts.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-4640410019873784559Sat, 15 Mar 2008 13:15:00 +00002008-03-15T06:22:38.483-07:00First, read this: Librarian Fired After Reporting Kiddy Porn IncidentI believe everyoine should have the opportunity to live where they fit in best, so I decided to write to the Tulare County Board of Supervisors. Here's my letter, sent to the Tulare County Board of Supervisors at jforbes@co.tulare.ca.usGood Morning, I was wondering if it would be okay for me to spread a few flyers around my townhttp://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/03/child-pornographers-tulare-county-loves.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-489804661972351893Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:37:00 +00002008-02-14T05:43:08.620-08:00idiotsterroristsreligious fanaticshttp://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/02/sammenhold.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-4433061730344641600Sun, 27 Jan 2008 16:54:00 +00002008-01-28T06:47:12.105-08:00MicrosftThievesYoung AmericaNovember of last year I bought Tax Cut and Microsoft Money Plus on a rebate promotion. Most companies have listened to their customers and taken the pain out of the rebate process. However, Microsoft, that old school dinosaur of the tech biz, has decided to continue trying to skim a little extra profit by ripping off customers on rebates. Below is my email to Bill Gates. It's pretty http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/01/november-of-last-year-i-bought-tax-cut.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-6863994662457407533Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:53:00 +00002008-01-24T19:33:25.992-08:00It should be pretty obvious. First, tax money belongs to the people of America. It should be used for the services that we require to run this country. Now, I know what you are thinking; you are thinking that it never gets used for that anyway. That may be true, but it sure shouldn't be used to bail out the wealthy, greedy, and irresponsible criminals who caused the mortgage and banking crisis. http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/01/why-tax-rebates-are-bad-idea.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-8754622099521796900Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:46:00 +00002008-01-24T18:52:10.666-08:00What have we learned from the current banking crisis? Apparently NOTHING. Banks can no longer commit theft by sucking the poor and the middle-class into loans that they can never afford, so now these same irresponsible lenders are preying on American youth. As education costs rise to ridiculous levels, banks are now allowed to offer "private" student loans. The average student leaves college and http://www.spongy-poo.com/2008/01/forget-sub-prime-borrowers-lets-rip-off.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-284310645897117890Thu, 27 Dec 2007 18:12:00 +00002007-12-27T10:26:11.146-08:00outsourcingguys named Bruce or SteveThe Consumerist has another great example of Bangalore Babble, or do they? At least one commenter wonders if the alleged tech support email may not have been computer generated. Either way, this is a good part of the reason that I don't buy anything from Creative anymore.http://www.spongy-poo.com/2007/12/bangalore-babble-v.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-1480631620435358638Fri, 07 Dec 2007 13:06:00 +00002007-12-07T05:11:19.667-08:00idiotsMicrosoftJust a quick post and a link to an article that clearly demonstrates why Microsoft will eventually lose all relevance in the PC world. They somehow manage to complicate a simple action to the point that they have to write a blog post about it. However, the solution is quickly and concisely delivered by the very first reader comment under the article. How can they solve this systemic corporate http://www.spongy-poo.com/2007/12/softie-poo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-6339047116843489570Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:58:00 +00002007-12-07T04:46:30.662-08:00hate crimeracial hoaxesracismPlease read this: Fireman in noose case to be fired Now, tell me why perpetrating a race crime hoax is not a hate crime. It seems to me that you have to express hate for two races in order to perpetrate a race crime hoax. You have to hate the race you are falsely accusing. However, you must hate your own, too, since you are disrespecting your own people by minimizing an issue that needs to be http://www.spongy-poo.com/2007/12/racial-hoaxes-are-hate-crimes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-9197952457498116725Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:48:00 +00002007-12-07T04:47:34.412-08:00crimeSean TaylorI’m a Washington Redskins fan. Please hold your comments on the inappropriate team name for later and be aware that I will agree with the vast majority of them. However, because I am a fan of the team, I was watching television early this morning with a bit more interest than I usually pay. At around 5:00 am or so a message came across the ESPN ticker saying that Sean Taylor, a Redskins player http://www.spongy-poo.com/2007/11/sean-taylor.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-4922589843951181423Tue, 16 Oct 2007 13:09:00 +00002007-12-07T04:48:06.858-08:00geriatric genocideIf you're not too senile to read, take a look at this: First Baby Boomer Files For Social Security Benefits Isn't this great!? Now, we can all stop trying to blame greedy corporations for our economic woes. We can cease all this silliness about the top 1% hogging all of the wealth. Forget all that, blame the old folks! They're an easy group to pick on and heck, they'll be dead before they can http://www.spongy-poo.com/2007/10/geriatric-genocide.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-2848982484881214159Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:53:00 +00002007-12-07T04:48:43.273-08:00idiotsracism I detest racism, in any form, from any person. I don't care if you are black, brown, white, or purple; judging others by the color of their skin is reprehensible. The only thing I find as offensive as racism is hypocrisy. This morning, I had 1st and 10 on ESPN2. Rob Parker, a reporter from the Detroit News is a co-host. He and Skip Bayless were discussing San Diego head coach Norv http://www.spongy-poo.com/2007/10/rob-parker-racist-or-just-childish.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-3163349348220000726Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:25:00 +00002007-12-07T04:51:42.280-08:00outsourcingpc gaming'"I skipped one class today, and it was well worth it," he said.' -customer waiting in line for Halo 3 And Bill Gates wonders why he can find well-educated workers without going outside the country. Maybe because he (and others) create a hype machine that encourages consumption above production. Business wants it both ways. They want smart, hard-working employees, who will work cheap; and theyhttp://www.spongy-poo.com/2007/09/outsourcing-101-halo-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-7055923189436968925Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:04:00 +00002007-12-07T04:49:40.570-08:00CongressH-1B Fraudillegal immigrantsThe U.S. economy is now shedding jobs. Why is it that Congress is STILL trying to import more workers for jobs that simply do not exist? Why is Congress holding loaded hearings, outside the public eye, trying to increase fraudulent H-1B programs? Why is Congress still trying to provide amnesty to illegal aliens without doing anything to secure our borders? Congress must stop taking jobs away http://www.spongy-poo.com/2007/09/stop-congressional-poo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-9063399492694398787Mon, 03 Sep 2007 16:24:00 +00002007-12-07T04:59:45.383-08:00Congressinsurancelaborillegal immigrantsHappy Labor Day. It's really too bad that Labor Day is now only a joke; a joke that the wealthy play on the middle class and the poor in America. Millions in this country are without decent paying jobs and 47 million are without health insurance. Every day more and more American jobs are sent overseas or given to illegal immigrants so that the rich can get even richer. Now, Mexican trucks will http://www.spongy-poo.com/2007/09/labor-day-message-for-congress-abolish.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26726578.post-7316312592205359069Thu, 23 Aug 2007 09:40:00 +00002007-12-07T04:52:14.637-08:00pc gamingDo NOT Buy BioShock! Normally I don't do game reviews, but I'm really ticked off about this one. I was looking forward to BioShock until I found out that 2K Games has hobbled the game with some idiotic copy protection scheme that only allows two installs on a PC. Then, to excuse their actions, 2K games tries to say that this is only a problem for thieves, thus calling their customers dishonest. http://www.spongy-poo.com/2007/08/bioshoking-poo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (spongy-poo)